Saturday, December 10, 2011

Some Updatin Yo LOL

ughhh, just woke up and feel like shittt . :/ also feel like makingg a realllyyyyy long blog post!! OMG, im gonna color code it as a sign of my newfound maturity!! (more bout that later) YAYYY! Alright, here goess nuttinggg. :)
Boys come first, of course. In pink, also of course. Im so sillyyyy :P. Anyway, my 3 romeos are driving me insane. :(
1. Skip--He's adorable, u know, just the perfect bf. Well...not rlly. i read his txt messages and apparrently he finds my friends "sooo annyoing" and "aggravating" not that its a big deal or anything, but u know... yippiee he got his braces off so no more annoying metal during, um u know. :)
2. Max--ECHHHH! things have gotten soooo awkwwarrdd ever since Mrs. Tomas caught us playing footsiess. Grrrrr. :( Well not only that but Nina is constantly flirting with him GRRR! She has a BOYFRIEND she cant just throw herself at every guy. k maybe that hypocrtiical but at least i restrain myself and dont flirt with him that much. nina is not suited for a bf she cant help but b all over every guy. trying not to say anything cuz i dont wanna start some huge drama, but i mean ssserrrioussslyyy. well max rlly likes me i think hoping he makes the travel group for gov so i can c him more. but at the same time i just wanna forget about him....FML!!!!!!!!!!!!
3. Will-he broke it 2 me that he secretly likes me. eh god. im avoiding him but unfortunately already schduled a double date today...not lokiing forward to thatttt....
School- my grades succkkK!
Honors Choir-- A+
Honors Algebra 2--B+
Honors Biology--B+
P.E.--A+
Home Ec--A
French--A
American History--B+
Honors English--A

soooo, ya. it sux. Grrrrr! watt am i going to do? &&&& for math my grades prob gonna drop even more since i just bombed a test...FML. im gonna do whatever it takes to get all As I swear !!!!

Friday, November 25, 2011

THHNNXXXGIVVINNGG BITCHEZZZ ;)

Heyyyy, world!! Right now I'm JC with the music uppp :) LOL! familygettogether was amaazzzinggg :). Peepz coming from all over the world...I mean literally!! Some of my cuzes are from Australia and I have this random uncle from, Ireland (DOY! Redheadd....)  Then I get a bunch of other relatively realz relatives (alleteriation, succkckckck it English teacha) from like all over the U. S. of A. Cali(<3), Rhode Island, Virginia, Montana, and even Alaska!! We are one spread-out clan! LOLOLOLOL I guess we dont really like each other. Thnxgivin was amaazzizngggg, except for the fact I gained about a gazillioonn pounds. :P Time to hit the gym peliroja!
Anyyywaayyy: BOY PROBZ! :(
1.Skip--Yup he's cute and all but booorrringgg, and not the best kisser LOLOLOL.
2. Will--This is messed up SHITTT!! K, so Will came over just to do hw u know and chill...he comes over all the time cuz we're like pretty much bro&sis. :) But were it starts getting fucked is when, the nxt day at skool, Will goes up to Skip and goes "Hey guess who I had over yesterday? UR girlfriend." And they got in a huge fighhhhtt. Now everyone a)Hates Will b)Bullies Will c) Constantly tells Will he's a fucking playa cuz WILL HIMSELF AS A FUCCKIINGGG GIRLFRIENDDD!
Thats when things get even worse, cuzzers Skip texted Adiline(Will's GF) and of course just had to say will was hitting on me. So now they might break up, all cuz of me. :/ FML
3. As for Max, things are more complicated then ever. I know he's totally in love with me. Like 20 people have told me, and I can just tell cuz he's all clingy on me and stuff. But he's weeirirdd! He texted me and said "Hey Brittany (his GF) is at my house and we're about to make out." Then Brit texted me and said like the same thing. i was like WTFF K IDC! Well i didn't say that, but u no. I mean, I still sorta like Max, but...
COMPLICATTIONNSS WITHH MAXX:
1. I have a boyfriend
2. He has a girlfriend.
3. ^^^ Forbidden Love.
4. We both like our umm pardnars I guess LOL. I mean far as I can tell.
5. Were both in love with each other.
6. Once again ^ Forbidden Love.

SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO yups wanna write more but tired and besides Kat's coming over in a couple minutes
*One actuall good thing happened: Black Friday shopping with the girliez at one, and we made a killlinnggggg. Spent 200, calcualted it out and figured normally I would have spent 500, so yea, #balling. :)
**Loving my girlz, but skool (as in the actual academic stuff) SUXX!! My grades are sagging like a gangsta's jeans (ONCE AGAIN, SUCCKKK IT ENGGLISHH TEAACCHHAA. THINKIN BOUT BECOMING A PROFESSORR NOW, SAYYY...WHATTT?!?!?!)
***And then the Red Ruby Queen apologizes for her utterr randomness and exits, wishing everyone a very merry christmas in exactly 30 days. <3

Love,
~~Ruby C. <3~~
~~Ruby C.~~

Monday, October 10, 2011

Shocking Dramatic Revelationsss!!!!

Hello! It's me again! Aren't you just overjoyed i'm finallllyyyy posting again???!! Hehe. Now, good news. Got back on my twitter!!! :D Still locked out of email, sadly. Anyway, more SHOCKING events have been going on in my life, which is more like a soap opera then a sitcom by now...


ok,  there's something im going to say that will probably change my life forever. Still no followers(hehe), so i'm just gonna spill the beanz on here. bcuz honestly, if i don't tell someone, even if it's just the blogosphere, about this then i'm literally just going to explode. ok, well here goes...


I THINK I'M HOPELESSLY IN LOVE WITH MAX HILKIN.


Yes. U heard me. Not Skipper. Max fricking Hilkin: an 8th grader&star quarterback with gorgeous curly dark hair and chocolate-colored eyes. I DONT KNOW WHAT TO DO.


K, so maybe i might possibly calm down if i list out what happened:


HOW MY LIFE WENT FROM PERFECT TO INSANE:


1. I joined this after-school club called the Student Government. My girls are in it, and so is Skipper, Will, etc. It's from both the HS and the middle skool, so there are 7&8 graders there too. Well, 4 some reason, even tho i'm not a Pres, all the 8 graders like LOVE me. they started constantly txting me & inviting mee over. honestly, it was annoying. But there was two that stood out. The first one is my new bffffff, Melody Anders. And the second one was...Max.


2. K, so u know those romance cliches that r like luv-at-first-sight. Honestly, that's what happened with me and Max. The moment I saw him, I was attracted to him. I couldn't help it. At first, I didn't care. I think tons of guys are attractive, but I still love Skipper.


3. Well, ok, this part is kinda my fault. And it's where things started to go wrong. So Max & I were assigned to the same community service project. And we started talking, mostly about the project. But I noticed he was flirting with me. Like seriously flirting with me. He kept touching me and stuff. & Then (my first major mistake) I gave him my #. &&& u can kinda tell how things went from thereee....

4. Skipper hates Max and keeps talking about how he's gonna beat him up and he said that Max is totally in luv with me... But he still thinks that I hate Max bcuz a) i am careful around skip, and b) I always tell him Max is annoying.


I FEEL LIKE SUCCCHHHHH A TERRIBLE BITCH! I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO!!! I THINK I'M JUST GOING TO WAIT AND MAYBE MY FEELINGS WILL CHANGE, but everyday i just like him more and i don't know what to do.

Ok, so that stuff bothers me so much i'm just going to move on. Back to my beeeloveddd lists:

  • Skool--NOT good. I was this close from getting demoted from Honors Choir, but saved my self just in time. As for science, things are going terrible and i keep bombing the quizzess but i think i got a good grip on the latest stuff so iz all good. :P i have B's in science, history, and math. Accchhhh!!!! Trying to fix my gradeess, but it's super hard. :( Plus i have a couple of HUGE projects all due soon so.......yup.
  • Sports- VB has been going pretty well, that is until last game. I don't know what happened, but I played TERRIBLY. I told the coach I was sick, honestly i was and i threw up after the game, so she's not mad; but i still feel horrible!! Not to mention that this week coaches r coming all the way from Chicago "evalute" us for this elite college volleyball prep camp in Colorado--and only like one freshman gets to go and only if they are like super amazzzinggg. So i'm kind of nervous for that. but i'm even more nervous (and excited) for this weekend--CHAMPIONSHIPS. I'M GOING TO DO AMAZING, I CAN ALREADY TELL!!! (sorry, just prepping mahself (: You know I gots to be ready!)
  • Social Life--Life is gooood with the gurliezzz!!! Kal's recovering from her prego scare, Mir is bak into the group with warm arms after she got her rebound, and Nina has a steady boyfriend instead of like 200 flirt relationsshipppsss. I'm considering asking them for advice about the whole Max thing, but i think they might tell Skip or something and if they did i would literally just dieee. :(. We're planning a bonfire party at Kal's this Friday--super excitedd!!!! <3

Sooo, yups. I've got some other msicellaneous babbless for the blogosphere. If you haven't checked out whatmelissathinks.wordpress.com in a while, go there NOW. i mean seriously. (Well, when you're done reading myy stufffsss <3) She hasn't posted in a super long time but we been emailing and she said a post (plus a possible comments contest!!! *squeal!*) is coming soon so it's good times. i'm still suppppaaeerr dissapointed with the whole zerooo-followers deal, but whatesas. I'm trying to get the word out there...maybe join some more social networks. None of my girlz have Twitter, just Facebook, which is a MAJOR dissapointment, but they might join soon so ***woot woot!*** LOLZZZZ <3 If I get a follower I'm gonna do something kool like a contest or somethinggg. How sweeett would that b???? haahahaha. OHHHH, & i might start putting some Hairstyle How-To's cuz like, not 2 brag, but i'm superrr good with that sort of stuff (it's neccarsary when you're a pelliroja :P) I'm thinking of like doing my signature braid twists, or maybe something cool like my twisted bun. IDK, but if you're interesting liekee CONTTACCT ME, kzzz??? I think that would b pretty sick and I could put like a bunch of hairstlyess, so yup. :)

As for the operations, well I don't have one as of the moment. Which is kinda good if u think about it. But when I get a real one i'm actually get it by the deadline *PINKY PROMISE <3*

Wooooo, that was a pretty loooooong post. Hope I didn't boreee y'all. :PPP Anyways, i got homework to do, ppl to skype, and boys to text (max/skipper....oh god awkwarddd)

LOVE FROM THE RED RUBY QUEEN//YO FAVORITE REDHEAD IN THIS WHOLE WIDE WORLD//SPARKLY.BUBBLY.GORGEOUS GIRLLL.....

~~Ruby Camson <3~~

Monday, September 12, 2011

More from Me, the Red Ruby Queen

So. I've got some very bad newsg.
I lost my password for both Twitter and mah email. which sucks, like, BIG TIME. :'(.
Skool was completely boringgg as usual. :(. Got our history quizzes back and guess who got an A????? Baaaaaam, baby! :DDDD
Chior SUCKED big time. Might get demoted from Honors. Oooooh, like I care. Big f****ing whoop, its boring anyway cuz our new "vocal instructor" won't let us talk when we're doing sectionals. :(
Got new seats in math & guess who I sit next to now?? You guessed it, mah boyyyyfriendddd!!! DOUBLE BAAAAAAM!
Lunch (with the chickas) good times az always.
Yaaaaah, so that was skool for ya. Pretty boring but WATESVAS! i mean what do u expect from skool, an amusement park!
ok. sorry.                           awkward.
after skool (i didnt go to v-ball cuz of finger whoop whoop NOT in mood)
Skyped friends.
Ate yogurt.
Did homework.





Ya, you know my life is pretty damn exciting!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

OK, lies, lies, lies, whatever!

Sorry for all the complete randomness but I'm bored out of my mind. Like literally. :P

Loveeee----------------
Ruby C! ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥

Sunday, September 11, 2011

i got a comment!

OMG! I got a COMMENT! from a real person! for realzzz.
Ok. in a parthetic mood right now. mainly cuz im obsessing over getting only 1 comment & also cuz i've posted on the blog twice in two days. which can only mean one thing. i'm a loser.
woooowww. sometimes i disgust even myself.
2 tell ya the truth, the weekend was actually packed. besides the friday nite sleepover with the girlies, we (meaning, yes, the girlies. but it was technically after our sleepova cuz it was 3 o'clock the next day. cuz we went home for a little bit. (hence the blog post at 11:00-ish.) then got back together again.) anywayy! we all biked down to the park near my house for red bull and flirting with Skip & his buds. :)
Theeeennn, had a v-ball game. i didn't actually play (stewpid frickin finger!) but i watched. and guess what we won! even tho it was close. cuz i wasnt playing. (hahaahhaha jk) [no really]
And then at around 10 Skipper and I went to the baseball game. Which was awesome cuz a) we won, b) skipper bought me a soda, c) he kissed me again, and i mean frenchie oooolalala. <3. And then....
***Drum Roll Please!****
Skipper Lenningdofic gave me a necklace! a real necklace! silver with a heart locket! & inside the locket was a pic of me&him! together! and he even put it on my neck for me! & it was so romantic & omgomgomgomgomgmogm!
I STILL CAN'T GET OVER IT!!!!
sorry. as i said, i'm a loser.
then...next day (2day) not much. watched a movie with some of my friends, not the girlies, other friends. then went to subway for lunch yum! and then we went to robeks! mmmm. then shopping with some other friends, got a couple cute stufff, u know. then another vball game still cant play (grrrrr) & then just took a shower, painted nails, did hair, u know Weekend Rehab type stuff :D
So  that's my weekend summed up in like 4 paragraphs. not looking forward to school tomorrow :(
Luv,

Ruby C! ♥♥♥

P.S. dear melissa ur totally awesomee1 thanx 4 the first comment! dudeee i read ur blog & its ahmazzingg. write more posts and make ur comment contests. any1 who's reading this (still not many ppl hehehee) check out whatmelissathinks.wordpress.com it rox! PLZ FOLLOW ME!

Saturday, September 10, 2011

I LOVE MY LIFE RIGHT NOW!

Soooo, haven't written in light-years or so. :P
But that's ok bcuz im writing now, arent I?????
Anyway, my sitcom continues. Although it has taken 2 much of a happy turn to b a real sitcom. 4 realz, brutha. :DDDD

A. Skip (Ya, i have a cute nickname for him now. suck it.) & I are still going out. He is the hottest blondie in the history of blondies. no joke. fair was AMAZINGG! (ever tried kissing at the top of a ferris wheel? you should. it's un-beee-leave-able!) & we've been on, hm....oh yeah, 4 (four!) other dates since: tubing, hanging out at the park, another movie, and a RESTURAUNT! things r getting prettty d*** seruious babieee! (ok, even if the "resturaunt" was chipotle :PPPP)  <3

B. chickas bein amazzing, as usuaalll. Everything kinda settlin down from MAJOR-FREAK-OUT-DRAMA mode. tehehehe. :) nina has a boyfriend! kal is taking a much needed break from boys and such. as for the whole mirriam-matt drama, guess what....she got a new guy!!! (how do you spell rebound relationship? oh well, at least she's happy. :D the girls and i have started a friday nite sleepova tradition which always includes lots of chick flicks, ice cream sundaes, gossip circles, and of course whipped cream. <333

C. As for v-ball, the true love of my life...i'm a starter. (woot-woot-woot!) we're undefeated!!!! :). But an injury to my finger took me out for the last 2 games. Gettin the cast off next week.

D. Inspirational Quote of the Day:

You gotta give all u got in life, otherwise it's not worth living. Shoot high, work hard, go far.
--Ruby Camson


SO i guesss that's pretty much all that you need to know. FOLLOW ME! NOT EVEN JOKING I neeeeeeeeedddddd FOLLOWERS! ITS PATHETIC!

L♥ve,

~~~~~Ruby Camson, girl extraordinare~~~~~

Monday, August 8, 2011

Heyyy world! Life is being it's usual sucky life as of now, except for 1 thing:

I. HAVE. A. BOYFRIEND. !!!!!

His name is...Skipper. Ya, that's right. THE Skipper. The one that I've been moaning/griping/obsessing about 4 like, a year. He called me and we were just talking (ya, i was supppaa nervous, but NO FRICKING WAY is this redhead going to let him know she's been freaaakingg out about him for SO LONG. Anywayyy, we were chitt chatting and then he asked me out! OMG! he asked me to the movies! and I said....yes! (No frickin duh)

And then....we both got dropped off at the theater that night (we were watching Bad Teacher)
And then... we ordered a large popcorn and a soda with 2 straws (so we could share!)
And then...the movie kinda sucked not that we were paying attention (all I could think about was HIM!)
And then.....(drum roll please)

SKIPPER KISSED ME!!!!!!!!

****Victory Dance!****

Operationnn Loveee Complete!
Operationnn Hot Summre Luv Complete!
Operationnn Mr. Right Complete!

All in one day! :)


P.S. Ya i know it's a teennny bit past the deadline, but watevesass
P.P.S. He has really soft lips. And he tasted like butter popcorn and Tic-Tacs. (I know, isn't it crazy that he used breath mints for muah!!?)
P.P.P.S Aaaaaand....he asked me out on another date to the fair. Together. OMG.


Excuse me while I go scream in joy! :)

Sunday, July 10, 2011

UPDATING!

Hey! Just wanted to make a quick little update. u know, like a check up at the doctors (blehhh.) It's s*u*m*e*r. In Maine. Hangin with family, cuz's, etc. Blah blah. School starting in like, two months. LOL. Look it's a personn :)  ----->   >--|--() hahahahahaha randomnesssss. summers pretty damn nice. oh! went into the city yessserday <3 omg btw operation hawt summer luv epic fail so far main reason being there is no frickin cute guys anywhereee!!!! L0L. :D
So, anyyway, ur probably creeped out my weirdedness, but it's mostly from SOCIAL DEPRIVATION. Besides the textingg cellular device, I have absolutely NO (zip, zero, nada, etc.) contact with the rest of the human race (or at least, my crowd back at school. ehrm.) begging the parentals for skype/facebook/twitter etc. but the answer is always a resounding NO!! Urghhh... Imma go die now :P. Anyway, hope you enjoyed the babbling. Don't forget 'bout yo crazy redhead chicka! <3333
So, uh. Bub-bye-lullaby, c ya l8r alligator, miss ya, kiss ya
:)
Love,
~~~Ruby <3~~~

Tuesday, June 21, 2011

Another Messed-Up Post from your Favorite Messed-Up Redhead Chick

So, ehrm, it's me again. Welcome back to another episode of the drama/sitcom (because it's so pathetic it's funny) "The Messed-Up Life of Ruby Camson!" In this episode, I reveal more shocking, dramatic secrets, babbles randomly, and complains about the "utter sucky-ness" of my Messed-Up Life! (In other words, business as usual.) So, without further ado, let's go to the handy-dandy bullet points to quickly sum up the oh-so-shocking eeeeevents of my Messed-Up Life!!!

  • OMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOOOMMGGG! KAL HAD HER PERIOD!! WHICH, therefore, MEANS SHE ISNT PREGNANT!!! This calls for a victory dance... ***dances aroud wildly like an idiot*** Plus, the dickhead who got her, um, in that state is in JAIL! Victory Dance Round 2!!! ***dances more wildly like a bigger idiot***
  • Well, I made the volleyball team. Yes, hold your applause until after the show **blushes softly** Pat-on-the-backs (virtual ones, obv.) are welcome.
  • The Mirriam vs. Matt battle is heating up. Kal, Nina, and me instituted a No-Contact Rule. We knew this was the right call for a billion and three reasons... 1) Mirriam will get over Matt quicker if she doesnt contact him, 2) She has to show him that she is a strong, independent woman who doesn't go waving a white flag, 3) To prove that Mirriam can be herself without a boy to show her who she is, and...well i wont bore you with the other billion. But then Mir has to go and break the No-Contact Rule by calling him at 3 a.m. crying and giving a long, emotional speech into his voicemail. without going in gory detailz, she said she "feels like her heart has been ripped in two, and the one half has been stolen," she "can't live without" Matt, she misses his "sweet lips and the smell of Axe spray" and she feels "as if I've been living with the perfect counterweight, and now that the weight is gone, i will float away into the dark skies of misery." All of which go to show she's put WAYYY too much thought into this dickhead. well, Kal, Nina, and yours truly decided that she left us no choice but to use a little tough love. So we're ignoring Mirriam until she can get her act together. Harsh, I know, but tuff luv is always the best in cases like these (right???) and as soon as our gurly comes 2 her senses we'll welcome her back with open arms.
  • Skip texted me. so excited to c him in the fall. omg i hope he's in my classes.
  • Things with Will kinda faded off, idk.
  • omg im just so happy about volleyball, x-cited about the future, scared.... ???
  • MOST IMPORTANTLY, I started writing this amazing, thrilling novel. Unsure what to call it yet. Main Character: Cassandra William, the clever, witty, sexy, in-control herione who recieves a mysterious letter and tries to unravel the mystery surrounding it...while, in the meantime, developing a hot, steamy relationship with a co-worker named Sam Morganson
  • maybe l00king for a new hawt luv interest when school starts. With that said, I have 2 new plans...
Plan 1: Operation Hawt Summer Luv (HSL)
Find a hottie somewhere (at the pool, at the park, on vacation in Maine??) and get to know him.**wink wink** follow up by a perfect, steamy first kiss. then come dream dates which include (but are not limited to) a. a picnic in a sunny field, b) stargazing at midnight, and c) going to a carnival together and kissing at the top of the ferris wheel. these dream dates will be puntuated by lots of long make-out sessions which will b totally hawt.
Deadline: August 23rd.

Plan 2: Operation Mr. Right
Find a really cute, sweet, smart, sensitive, caring guy at school. develop a huge crush on him. start flirting with him. finally ditch the tragic past of Skipper/Willie, which btw totally ruined my 8 grade year. :p. actually have a good romance instead of multiple bad romances (take that Lady Gaga!)
Deadline: October 11th.

I think both of these are pretty achievable. i dont know what happened in 8 grade. i mean in 7 grade i got all of the boys, i had them lining up, and everyone wanted to date me. but in 8 grade my luv life totally dried up. idk what happened, but im kinda hoping its 1 of those things where it like skips a generation. ok, so ik that doesnt really fit this case but OH WELL!

Well, I better be going. but before i leave, let me make this quick shout out.

Dear Haters,

i just wanted to personally thank u for trying to fuck with me. all u've done is made me a better/stronger person. oh, and fyi, you can never break me. u cant even knock me down. really, i don't give a shit about you. you can rag on me, but you'll always know that i'm stronger and better then you are. so why don't you give up now before you get urself in deeper shit. all ur doing is hurting yourself while i keep on party rocking. you think you can stop me? you cant even slow me down.

Love,

Ruby Camson



ah.... doesn't it feel great to vent? So...that's all folks. Stay tuned for the next episode of "The Messed-Up Life of Ruby Camson" Now in 3D!!!

~~~Ruby <3~~~

Friday, June 10, 2011

S*U*M*M*E*R Blues, F-bombing, a neatly organized list of suckinesss, a lot of P.S's (What does P.S even mean?) More random babbling, as usual,... oh, and some SHOCKING, AWFUL NEWS!!!! :0

well i guess my life has just gone down the f***-ing toilet. life pretty much sucks. fyi--here's an update.

SUCKY THINGS ABOUT MY LIFE:

1) Kal might be prego. I know, tots shocking. since i dont think i'll ever get a single f***-ing follower (ik, yet another fail from my f***-ed up life, cry cry) i think its safe to post this up on the net without some big gossippy x-plosion at skool. yah, were trying to keep this thing down low as in ONLY US 4 KNOW... but kals like freaking out, i mean she was always a party girl but she never thought things would end up like this. i mean were not even freshies, its ridonkulus. shes praying 4 a period i hope so 2!!! omg if kal got pregnant i just dont know what would happen. :(

2) MIRRIAM AND MAT... F***-ING BROKE UP!!!! ik, this is like tots life-changing. they have been going out since like forever, and they broke up. without going into gory details, it was ugly, he cheated, the stupid dickhead cheated he was unfaithful... Mirriam is just </3, shes been moping around all summer, and no amount of GNO's will cheer up. my poor little mirr, things like this just dont happen to my angel miriam, what the f*** is she supposed to do???
3) So. um. Haven't talked/txted Skipper in like 2 weeks and 4 days (but who's counting?) EPIC FAIL. operation luv: epic IMMATURE fail. wow. Just f***.

4) Willie drama i mean sheariously,, a) Will likes random f***-ing gurl named Shannon, b) Kellie likes Will, c) OH WAIT, will doesn't like anyone?! c)i badass girl (me, ruby?!?! never!!! well i guess i was <333) flirting with him d) yah i went over to his house about 5 times, not even exageratting <333 e) but were not going out, f) not even sure if i like him?!?!?! g) omg epicly confused FAIL, idk....

5) yah me and kellie r BFFFF's again... no hard feelingsss ;)

6) So i made dance team for F***-ING fall season, WTF?!?!?!?!?! cry cry cry cry cry cry idk if it even matters but STILL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
7) yay im just majorly fucked up :)


sooo you can see how awesome i am and my life just totally sucks.
Byeeeee :)

P.S Sorry about the x-cessive F-bombing... just venting.
P.P.S The upside (what?!?!?, u say, ruby's fucked up life has an upside!?!??!) but it's truee... its SUMMER!!!
P.P.P.S I might b going to a counselor dudee shrink guy (no joke) cuz i feel "worthless" all the time. Eeek. :P Do I really seem messed up to u? oh wait. don't answer that. :0

Tuesday, May 10, 2011

A Dream Vacationnn :)

Heyyy.
Haven't posted in forever and a day. Sorry bout that. :/
Anyyywayyy, Spring Break is always good for a big dose of perspective. After all, how should I worry about things like boy problems when I spent the entire break in a freakinggg awesomeee beautiful seaside cottage, white with black shutters and flowerboxes full of tulips, and a huge rose garden, right next to the ocean, on an island in Maine, where I can go swimming with fish?? Pretty cool, right? :)
Break was absolutely perfect. the cottage is more than perfect. And my room is amazing: the walls are painted sky blue with a huge mural of the beach, and everything is set up just exactly right, plus I have a great view of the shore. everyday was just perfect. i would go swimming with fish that nibbled my toes, i spent part of my day lounging around in the rose garden smelling their sweet scent and reading or writing sentimental poetry. :p. I know, Dork Central. But it was perfect. I went to some amazing parties, went skinny dipping for the first time, and made a seashell necklace. It couldn't have been better. <3333
Now that I'm back at school... things are weird as usual. Big news. I like Will!!!!! I know: Shocker! I have to go so more latterrr (sometime :p) so byeee!!!!! :)

Saturday, April 23, 2011

Omg... epic fail :/

OMG. Operation Luv is totally screwed. All my fault, as usual ***sigh deeply*** I was texting Skipper and he was talking about that girl he likes agaaaiinn so i just freaked and TOLD HIM I LIKED WIL!!!!!! Theres two major problems with my pyscho lie: 1) I really dont like Will and 2) I like Skipper! Omg fail. :( So I have 18 days til the luv deadline (May 18th) I have only 18 fricking days to a) get Skipper and b) fix this whole fricking messs :p

Saturday, April 16, 2011

stuffff :]

ok. so a lot has happened since i last posted. i mean A LOT!!! im gonna write it all down in list form cuz thts easier :]
1) will and kellie broke up. and they hate each other now. and im pretty sure will likes me. im not sure wat 2 feel about tht. ik im supposed 2 b all happy but i think kellies mad or sumthing, so idk.
2) skipper likes some1 else. he told me. nuff said. :( well idk!! it's so confusing!! I mean, he acts like he likes me, I'm not even kidding, but I guess he likes someone else. For the record, we were talking about her a couple months ago, and he said she has no idea who he is. They never even talked b4. Talk about shallow!!
3) softball gamess! OMG I was picked for the All-Star game. :)
4) This random kid named Cooper likes me now. He used to like...um.... Nina I think?? Whatevs. He's not that cute.
5) I think (not sure) that this rlly annoying, bossy, uncute kid likes me. His name is Nigel (puke)

Anyway, about Operation Luv I'M RUNNING OUT OF TIME!! Let's look at the facts here. (Ready for another list?)

1) Skipper like someone else
2) He acts like he likes me.
3) We text/talk alot

Ok Here's my conclusion

Conclusion:
Okay, I think Skipper sort of likes someone else, but he kinda likes me. I think he's on the verge of liking me but doesn't want to tell anyone. I can make him like at me. The only thing messing this up is Spring Break :(

Time for another list!!! :)

Things I have to do to get Skipper to like me:

1) Okay. I only have one more day before spring break!!
2) I will dress really hot and like obsess over my hair and maybe more makeup or something, idk, i just have to look REALLY hot for tomorrow so that will be the lasting image over spring break :)
3) Okay, text him tomorrow after the trrack meet or sumthing.
4) Talk to him during class and stuff.
5) JUST BE MY FRICKING AWESOME SELF!

Okay.

Problems with these plans:

1) He likes someone else
2) KELLIE LIKES HIM (I know, shocker, right? She always goes after guys I like, not that she knows (I haven't told any1 yet) but still, isn't that horrible. She went out with him before! (I know, i know, how come he will go out with FREAKING KELLIE and not me? He only went out with her from pity and he swore never to go to "that" again (At least that's what he told me)))
3) He likes someone else.
4) Spring Break!! That's going to take a big chunk out of my time!! :(
5) He likes someone else.

I think I'm going to go cry now. :'(

Friday, April 1, 2011

The Cupcake Party, a.k.a When My Life Shattered :(

THIS IS JUST TO SAY THAT THERE WILL BE ABSOLUTELY NO MORE TALKING ABOUT WHAT HAPPENED AT THE CUPCAKE PARTY ON THIS BLOG OR I WILL FREAK OUT. LET'S JUST SAY THAT IT WASN'T EXACTLY WHAT I EXPECTED AND THANK GOD THAT MARCUS SMITH GOT SUSPENDED OR THE GOSSIP AT SCHOOL WOULD STILL BE REVOLVING AROUND YOURS TRULY AND IM SICK AND TIRED OF ALL THE DRAMA. IT WAS ONE NIGHT AND I DONT EVEN HAVE A BOYFRIEND UNLIKE KAL!!! SO DONT FREAKING BLAME ME AND WOULD EVERYONE AT SCHOOL STOP LOOKING AT ME LIKE IM A SLUT OR SOMETHING?!??! THAT WOULD BE NICE. OH, AND BY THE WAY, JUST BECAUSE I WENT A LITTLE, UMMMM, WILD, FOR ONE FREAKING NIGHT DOES NOT MEAN THAT EVERY SINGLE BOY IN THE SCHOOL CAN START TREATING ME LIKE IM A COVERGIRL OR SOMETHING. OH, AND NATHAN, THERE'S NO WAY IN HELL I WILL "SEE YOU AGAIN."
 OH WHATEVER. 

***note: sorry about the ranting/shouting in caps lock. i know that's rude/uncalled for. but since the followers count is still at a big fat z-e-r-o this seems like the perfect place to just vent. :) So if ur reading this, which u must be since u know u r reading this, uhhh, just keep tht in mind. tehehe so sorry about that and there will be no further explaination since, like i said, there will be no talking about anything that went on in the cupcake party. but you can pretty much guess. read between the lines, u know. well im out cuz i got 2 go eat chinese with the girlies and break down my, ehmmm, situation for the billionth time. bye, peeps****

Saturday, March 26, 2011

Wild Night :)

Ughhhhhh, I feel like crap. :(

Got home at like 3:30 and felll asleep in the hallway :p. Mom found me there at 7 this morning and made me get up. So all I've been doing for the past hour is EATING. I've already gone through two bowls of cereal, 4 chocolate chip cookies, and a bag of Chex Mix. :( I feel like I'm gonna puke. Oh, and this is so going to help my abs for softball. NOT! :(

Soooo, anyway, about the baseball game last night. It kinda morphed into this whole party thing.

The game itself was kinda disappointing. If I didn't have my 3 Chickas it would have been a total flop.  All the hot boys were actually playing, so it was really boring. And the whole "big group" thing never really materialized. The only people who came were Kellie&Will (who, btw, didn't do ANYTHING. Will didn't even hold her hand. Wow, just wow.) Tara, and this guy with light blonde hair whos in none of my classesss (unfairness!! he's cuteee) named Marcus, and some random girl named Bella. SKIPPER DIDN'T COME!!! :(
I just hung out with my BFF's (Nina, Mirriam and Kal) the entire game cuz everyone else is just toooo pathetic, hahaha. It was actually really fun cuz we went over to Nina's apartment b4 the game to get all prettty-ied up.
 To show our spirit, we all wore this really funny outfits to SCHOOL!!!!! (it's the first game of the season; they start early) we all wore baseball jerseys from our BF's, (or, in my case, Brody's...and in Nina's case, one of her guy-friends cuz of tht whole "luv-triangle" thing...)  The jerseys were kind of ugly so we made them a little more feminine by tying leather belts with pink buckles around them. we wore them over black leggings too and then little boots and we actually looked really hawt. :) Then we sprinkled glitter in our hair.
At Nina's, after school, we upped the look even more with Kal putting her signature smoky-eyes on all of us!!!! I <3 that girl!! :).Then Mirriam showed us how to bunch up the jerseys so tht they wouldn't be sooo baggy. :)
We looked awesome and I'm pretty sure tht a couple kids missed catches cuz they were too busy staring. :). Hahahhaha, maybe that's exageration, but watevs.
we were flirting with all the boys in the dugout until like the 8th inning when the coach finally told them to "shut up, let the chicks do something by themselves, and get ur heads in the gamee!!!" I didn't see wat the problem was cuz they ended up winning 7-4.
Sooo, the game ended at 10 but we didn't feel like going home. Since Nina's parents weren't home she offered to have everyone over at her place. So we all went and a bunch of kids from the team and Kellie and Will had to go home! :) Muahahaha.
Kal is a pro at throwing parties. We all went over to CVS before going to Nina's s that we could buy supplies (e.g., Mountain Dew, TONS of Red Bull, Coke, Mentos, Skittles, a jumbo bag of Sour Patch Kids, airhorns, silly string, and 5 containers of whipped cream.) The boys were acting like retards as usual, hardly paying for any of it. Kal didn't really care since she's like filthy rich kinda cuz her dad is like the head of something (erhm. awkward :p) Sooo, anyway, we got all our stuff and went over to Nina's.
We piled into the living room and then everything kinda fades into this blur of sugar and caffiene. I think we were  playing Truth or Dare and A LOT of shocking drama was revealed... that I'm not gonna share just in case someone actually starts reading this, which isn't really likely. And then we were playing Spin the Bottle and things got a little crazy and I think I was making out with a sophomore who's name was either Miles or Billy, I kinda forget and one of the boys put all the Mento's in one of the Coke bottles and it exploded and we all couldn't stop laughing and it was pretty funny but really messy and I was really confused :p. And when we finally ran out of Red Bull and candy at around 12, we decided it was time to go pranking. So we grabbed about 12 rolls of toilet paper from Nina's cellar and grabbed a bunch of other supplies. Then we all ran outside. Me and my BFF's have got the absolute best prank plans.
First, we went straight to Nina's cranky old betch of a neighnor and TP her lawn and her house, then we started honking the air horns, waking a bunch of people up. When we were running away, we squirted silly string all the way down the street. We finally got back home and couldn't stop laughing for nearly twenty minutes, I swear to god, it was hilarious. Them Mirriam found a movie, i think it was the Hangover, that Nina had bought on Netflix or something like that idk. So we all settled down to watch. And we took turns doing our traditiion, which is spraying whipped cream into each others mouths. I got nearly half a can before collasping into giggles and spewing some of it all over the living room :) I'm not sure what happened after that, but we were all watching the movie but kinda half asleep. When I woke up at 3 Kal and this boy who was so totally not her boyfriend were making out on the couch and I felt sorta dizzy and confused. Then I saw Mirriam curled up in the corner kissing Matt. Nina was half-asleep on the floor, eating whipped cream from the last container. "Nina!" I half whispered. "What time is it?" She sat up blearily and whipped out her phone, gazing blankly at the numbers on the screen. "Uh... 3." She muttered.
"Damn!" i shouted. I grabbed Kal's arm and pulled her away from the not-her-boyfriend guy. She looked confused, and her makeup was all smeared. "Whaddaya want???" She hissed. Not-her-boyfriend dude just looked confused. Mirriam saw us and pulled away from Matt, whispering something to him, and joined us. "Guys, we gotta go. Kal, it's like 3 hours past ur curfew." Thanks to Kal's hard-partying ways, her parents had imposed a strict midnight curfew on her.
This news woke Kal up fast "LET'S GO!" She screamed.
We sprinted all the way home, and that's when I fell alseep in the hallway. And now I'm writing this blog and eating potato chips doing a hundred crunches. :)
As Kal always says... "A Wild Night!"

~~~Ruby <333~~~

P.S Cupcake Party tonite!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Hopefully I can stay awake :p.

Friday, March 25, 2011

My Bff's :D

Soooo, I'm goin 2 the baseball game with a huge group of people!! Including Will and Kellie and Tara who is getting really annoying. She just got turned down by the boy named Tanner, hahah! She thinks she's so cool but she's NOT. :p
Oh, I better explain about my BFF's and what a lot of narrow-minded ppls call a "clique." There's me, of course, the hot redhead :) hahahhaa.
Then there's Kal, my bff since I was in kindergarden. She looks a lot like Avril Lavigne, which is either good or bad from anyone's perspective. She has long blonde hair with a streak of pink, blue eyes always framed by a bunch of mascara and black eyeliner, while she somehow manages to NOT look raccoon-y . She's always the life of the party!!! If u ever feel like doin sumthing bad, Kal's ur girl! :) She's always bouncing between boys, and right now she's dating this freshman named Marshall who's an absolute dream...not to sound jealloouss!! :) hahahhaah. Nxt comes Mirriam. She reminds me of a china doll, with her pale, polished skin, big blue eyes, and long black hair. Mirriam is like the exact opposite of Kal: Calm, peaceful, serene, and respectful. Maybe that's why there so close; they balance each other out. Mirriam has been dating her boyfriend Matt since 5th grade!!!!! That's 3 freaking years!! Most relationships in our group last a couple months at most. But, contrary to what you would think, Mirriam and Matt's relationship never gets stale. They're always doing something; planning some new trip, going on dates, having fun...They're like a match made in heaven, the perfect couple. Our clique group has gotten so used them as a couple, we say their names together like one word: Mirriamandmat.
Nina is sooo pretty. She as chocolate-colored hair and caramel eyes. She's very tan, thanks to her Mexican heritage. Nina's the type of "one-of-the-guys" girl that boys are CONTSANTLY secretly crushing on. She's completely full of bubbly, happy, light-hearted fun. She can make light of any bad situation. But she's also completely lay-backed and relaxed, never flipping out or getting mad. (Well... she does have something of a penchant for starting drama.) Right now she's involved in this messy luv triangle thing with two of her good guy friends.
The four of us make up the besssttt group ever. Ruby and Kal and Mirriam and Nina... we've been friends 4ever and we'll stick together 4ever!!! :)
Anywayyyy, Operation Luv is going GREAT!!!! First of all, I seriously think Brody and Skipper are into me. I think **fingers crossed*** that Skipper will be at the game tonight, even though he's a runner and Brody's a football player. Soooo, anyway, Skipper was flirting with me a lot and so was Brody. I think I'm going to ask one of them out soon. Buttttt the only problem is that Skipper is Kellie's ex and u should never go out with one of ur friends ex's.... it's a recipe for awwwkwwarrddneess TRUST ME!!! Just ask me and me or Tara.... ***embarrassed giggle***
So, Cupcake Party tomorrow!!!!! :) I'll report more laterr!! :) I gotta go get ready for the movvieess!!! :)

Thursday, March 24, 2011

Operation Luv :)

They are dating and it's all my fault.

Will & Kellie, Will & Kellie, Will & Kellie..... blecchhh!!!! It even sounds horrible.

ITS ALL MY FAULT. I was the one who set it up and egged them on. So farking masochistic :(
Okay. Okay. Okay. It's okay!!! Because I've still got my sekret weapon... Skipper! :) Now that Will is gone 100% for sure Skipper is my new target. Intiating Operation Luv! :)

He's in three of my classess and he sits next to me in one. I'm gonna have to go up to 10 on the Flirt-O-Meter hehehe. There is no way I'm losing Skip too. A Camson alway, ALWAYS, achieves her goals. Goal #1: Get Skipper to like me. I've got 2 back ups- Brody and Cooper. Brody because he always wants to be my lap partner and he's super sweet so I think he likes me. Cooper because there was that whole drama with him (blergghhh) cuz he liked my in 7th grade and I didnt like him, and then I liked him earlier this year and he didn't!!!! The IRONY!! I picked him cuz if he liked me before there's a chance he'll like me again...Right?

Tomorrow: baseball game!! I'm going with the girrllieess!!! (Including Kellie urhghrh)

Satuday: Cupcake Partayyy!!! :) Ha! I've stil got that over STUPID KELLIE and even more STUPID WILL. I was talking to them and this freshman named Lewie after practice today, and they are all so farking happy. Even worse, today Kellie is acting all super cool and she's so not. Pathetic!!

OMG. I just read this and realized I sound like a JEALOUS BETCH. :(

So, anyway, I've got to get Skipper to like me. Deadline: May 11th.

Wednesday, March 23, 2011

Cupcakes + Will + Kellie = Confusion!!!

Sorry that I didn't write yesterday... but the laptop EXPLODED!!!!! It dieddd! Hahaha, jk, but seriously it broke and wouldn't turn on. So my techwhizzz dad had 2 reboot it or whatever!! Soo... anyway that's why I didn't write yesterday. I'm gonna keep writing and hopefully someday someone will finally start reading thiss :)

So, guess what?? Apparently, today I was invited to a Cupcake Party. I know, it sounds realllllly weird! But some freshman and sophomores asked me, and I didn't want to turn them down since I'm younger and stuff, so it would be kind of rude.. right??? Anywayyyyyy.... I was alll like "What's a Cupcake Party? It sounds retarddedd!!!" But then my friend, Marlie, is all like "nooooo, nope u stupiddheadd (ok she didn't say "stupiddheadd" but u know wat I mean) and she said cupcake parties is where we all bring in cupcakes and taste them to see whose is best, and whoever loses has to drink/eat/do/kiss  whatever/whoever we want!!!!! And the winner gets to pick whatever we do next, like movies/parties/dancing or whateverrr!!!! It soundss awesomee!!! And when I told my friend Kristy she FLIPPED OUT!!! SHe was all like "omgomgomg u got invited to a cupcake parttyy!!! I farking hate u!! Only like, 4 8th graders get 2 go!!!! No fair betcchh!!!" It was hilarious

But this really freaky depressing thing happened today I'm so sad. :(

OK, Will doesn't like me anymoree!!!! I'm so sadmadbad and I don't even know why!!! I mean, it's not like I even was into Will at all. He's like a brother, but not anything more. Am I a sick, twisted, JEALOUS little girl for wanting him back?!?!? I mean, it was like, as long as he liked me it was okay and I could do whatever. But now that I lost him, I want him back more then anything. Does that even make sense??? I don't even know. It's like that quote, "the grass is always greener on the other side of the fence." when I had Will I didn't want him, but now that he's gone I'm starting to realize how cute/funny/sweet/nice he was. I am MESSED UP!!!! :(

What's even worse is that he likes Kellie. Kellie, of all people!! And he's going to ask her out TOMORROW!!!! That blonde glossified freak is so crazzaayy and farking violent. EVEN WORSE, I'm FRIENDS with her. She walked up to me and was like "do u like Will, cuz I do!" and I was alll confused. THE ONLY REASON WILL LIKES HER IS BECAUSE SHE LIKES HIM!!! he was always a sucker for attention, and now she's flirting with him like CRAZY and she's practically flinging herself at him and he farking fell for it! :( But THE WORST THING IS THAT IT'S MY FAULT!! I was teasing him and I was all like "shouldn't you be talking to Kellie?" and he said, "fine i'm gonna ask her on a date." OMGOMGOMG i want to dieee.

This suckss!!! Oh well, there's still the Cupcake Party.

And Skippper will be at the Cupcake Party. Things actually don't look so bad...

I have to go to dance practiceee!!!! :( Byeeeee <3

Luv,

~~~Ruby~~~

Monday, March 21, 2011

Somee Random Thoughts :)

Soo, Day 2 of the New Blog! :) This day was ppprreetttyyyy normal. I mean, for some reason, all the teachers at school just decided to BOMB us with homeworrkk :(

Life is HARSH!

Anywayyyyy, this weekend SUCKED big timeee cuz i was sick as a dog! :( I was puking like crazy and I was running a fever of around 100. I mean, who gets sick on a weekendd??!?!?!? The universe is full of crueltyyy!!! :p It's even worse that, of course, I happen to be all fine-and-dandy by the time Monday rolls around. My life is completely unfair.

SO... (so) SOOO??? So! So...

SCHOOL DRAMA!! I hate it, but I can't seem to get away from it....I attract drama like sugar attracts ants (Notice how I used a simile there... Ms. Jeckster would be soooo proud!) Anywayyy, friend X (I don't want to mention any names on the off chance someone will actually read this crap) is mad at friend Y. Apparentlyy, Y was calling X's friend Z a betcch and stuff like that. So X stopped talking to Y, but Y didn't know that X knew about Z, so she's all confused and she's like freaking out and stuff!! :(

YOU CAN SEE MY PAIN!!

After softball practicee, all I wanted to do was sleep and eat mint chocolate chip ice cream for the rest of the day. But, as I mentioned before, all the teachers made some evil mass decision to give us a TON of homework. So I've been working on that alll day!!! I'm so mad.

Sooo anyway, I'm trying to figure out my feelings (Love? Hatred? Friendship? Annoyance?) towards this erm, certain kid, who's name may or may not be Skipper Lenningdofic. ***sighs in love hatred friendship annoyance confusion*** Ok, I'll admit it.... he's gorgeous.... and funny.... and exttremely talented....but he's also annoying..... and egotistic ...... and wayyy to "macho!" Whatever!!! After all, when I dumped my last boyfriend I SWORE that I was completely through with boys all together. There just too confusing!! And, as my parents put it, boys "distract from my priorities" Blech.

Wellll, that's all for now. I promiseddd that I would tell the truth even if it's really slightly pathetic  unamusing!!

XOXO <333,

~~Ruby C.~~

Sunday, March 20, 2011

My New Blog! :)

Heyyy! It's me, Ruby, your favorite chicka!! (right??) It's my very first official post on my very first official blog and i feel very first-y and official right now so ya!! Woo! I know that i should be all like "yah-woot-woot-i-got-a-blog-a-real-live-blog-ohh-ya-behold-the-awesomeeenesss!" or whatever. but im not going to cuz im just not That Type of Person... anyyywayyy, SO (so) sooo....

my life is soooo boringggg! it's not even funny! well maybe it is funny to the outside observer but DEF not to mee!! ahahaha. Hopefully the blog shall make it more interestingg! Although that doesn't really make logical sense because a) the blog is about my life, so b) if my life isn't interesting the blog won't be intersting either! awwww! *cries in dissapointment-ed-ness*

(behold my awessomeely logical intellectual-ness BTW hahahha)

Anyywayyy....

Rule for the Blog:

1) Let's keep this blog a peaceful zonee pleasee! no fighting/gossiping/mockery/general meanness within this internett sitee!! and i seriously mean it!! ik how it feels to b bullyyyeeddd :'(
2) it will all be amazzzzinnggg. Duhhh!!

3) There will be picss!!!!!!! and videos!!!!!! of me!!!!! and my friends!!! and my familyy!!! (welll, maybe not the family part :P )

4) I will be totally awesomeee and HONEST and not lying to make my life sound cooler even if it is totally pathetic someetimeess. (ehrm.) but seriously, i'm gonna be honestttt. Brutal, bitcheezzz!!! :)

5) Okay, this is the most important one and that is that there will be NO TALKING of the....uh... certain thing....that happeneedd last year. OH MY GOSH i just want to get away from it for once without people all looking at me funnny all the time. I mean, it was one (!) day, it's not like I'm alwayssss some creeper or anything! hahahah, but im not even joking, i just want to get away from it all. I know that sounds like a vacation brochure or something....whatevs!! :] Anyyywayyyss, I wanna make sureeeee that no oneee comments about the uhhh Certain Thing!! If u do soo there will be consoquencess!!! >:( ***makes serious officially face***

Kkkkk, so that's the first officiall bloggg!!! waddyaa think??? probs no comments since I haven't gotten any bloggg names yet! ;( But hopefully people will come seee my site! The Bloggieddnessesss will be nown to alll!!!!!

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