UPDATING!

Hey! Just wanted to make a quick little update. u know, like a check up at the doctors (blehhh.) It's s*u*m*e*r. In Maine. Hangin with family, cuz's, etc. Blah blah. School starting in like, two months. LOL. Look it's a personn :)  ----->   >--|--() hahahahahaha randomnesssss. summers pretty damn nice. oh! went into the city yessserday <3 omg btw operation hawt summer luv epic fail so far main reason being there is no frickin cute guys anywhereee!!!! L0L. :D
So, anyyway, ur probably creeped out my weirdedness, but it's mostly from SOCIAL DEPRIVATION. Besides the textingg cellular device, I have absolutely NO (zip, zero, nada, etc.) contact with the rest of the human race (or at least, my crowd back at school. ehrm.) begging the parentals for skype/facebook/twitter etc. but the answer is always a resounding NO!! Urghhh... Imma go die now :P. Anyway, hope you enjoyed the babbling. Don't forget 'bout yo crazy redhead chicka! <3333
So, uh. Bub-bye-lullaby, c ya l8r alligator, miss ya, kiss ya
:)
Love,
~~~Ruby <3~~~

Another Messed-Up Post from your Favorite Messed-Up Redhead Chick

So, ehrm, it's me again. Welcome back to another episode of the drama/sitcom (because it's so pathetic it's funny) "The Messed-Up Life of Ruby Camson!" In this episode, I reveal more shocking, dramatic secrets, babbles randomly, and complains about the "utter sucky-ness" of my Messed-Up Life! (In other words, business as usual.) So, without further ado, let's go to the handy-dandy bullet points to quickly sum up the oh-so-shocking eeeeevents of my Messed-Up Life!!!

• OMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOOOMMGGG! KAL HAD HER PERIOD!! WHICH, therefore, MEANS SHE ISNT PREGNANT!!! This calls for a victory dance... ***dances aroud wildly like an idiot*** Plus, the dickhead who got her, um, in that state is in JAIL! Victory Dance Round 2!!! ***dances more wildly like a bigger idiot***
• Well, I made the volleyball team. Yes, hold your applause until after the show **blushes softly** Pat-on-the-backs (virtual ones, obv.) are welcome.
• The Mirriam vs. Matt battle is heating up. Kal, Nina, and me instituted a No-Contact Rule. We knew this was the right call for a billion and three reasons... 1) Mirriam will get over Matt quicker if she doesnt contact him, 2) She has to show him that she is a strong, independent woman who doesn't go waving a white flag, 3) To prove that Mirriam can be herself without a boy to show her who she is, and...well i wont bore you with the other billion. But then Mir has to go and break the No-Contact Rule by calling him at 3 a.m. crying and giving a long, emotional speech into his voicemail. without going in gory detailz, she said she "feels like her heart has been ripped in two, and the one half has been stolen," she "can't live without" Matt, she misses his "sweet lips and the smell of Axe spray" and she feels "as if I've been living with the perfect counterweight, and now that the weight is gone, i will float away into the dark skies of misery." All of which go to show she's put WAYYY too much thought into this dickhead. well, Kal, Nina, and yours truly decided that she left us no choice but to use a little tough love. So we're ignoring Mirriam until she can get her act together. Harsh, I know, but tuff luv is always the best in cases like these (right???) and as soon as our gurly comes 2 her senses we'll welcome her back with open arms.
• Skip texted me. so excited to c him in the fall. omg i hope he's in my classes.
• Things with Will kinda faded off, idk.
• omg im just so happy about volleyball, x-cited about the future, scared.... ???
• MOST IMPORTANTLY, I started writing this amazing, thrilling novel. Unsure what to call it yet. Main Character: Cassandra William, the clever, witty, sexy, in-control herione who recieves a mysterious letter and tries to unravel the mystery surrounding it...while, in the meantime, developing a hot, steamy relationship with a co-worker named Sam Morganson
• maybe l00king for a new hawt luv interest when school starts. With that said, I have 2 new plans...

Plan 1: Operation Hawt Summer Luv (HSL)
Find a hottie somewhere (at the pool, at the park, on vacation in Maine??) and get to know him.**wink wink** follow up by a perfect, steamy first kiss. then come dream dates which include (but are not limited to) a. a picnic in a sunny field, b) stargazing at midnight, and c) going to a carnival together and kissing at the top of the ferris wheel. these dream dates will be puntuated by lots of long make-out sessions which will b totally hawt.
Deadline: August 23rd.

Plan 2: Operation Mr. Right
Find a really cute, sweet, smart, sensitive, caring guy at school. develop a huge crush on him. start flirting with him. finally ditch the tragic past of Skipper/Willie, which btw totally ruined my 8 grade year. :p. actually have a good romance instead of multiple bad romances (take that Lady Gaga!)
Deadline: October 11th.

I think both of these are pretty achievable. i dont know what happened in 8 grade. i mean in 7 grade i got all of the boys, i had them lining up, and everyone wanted to date me. but in 8 grade my luv life totally dried up. idk what happened, but im kinda hoping its 1 of those things where it like skips a generation. ok, so ik that doesnt really fit this case but OH WELL!

Well, I better be going. but before i leave, let me make this quick shout out.

Dear Haters,

i just wanted to personally thank u for trying to fuck with me. all u've done is made me a better/stronger person. oh, and fyi, you can never break me. u cant even knock me down. really, i don't give a shit about you. you can rag on me, but you'll always know that i'm stronger and better then you are. so why don't you give up now before you get urself in deeper shit. all ur doing is hurting yourself while i keep on party rocking. you think you can stop me? you cant even slow me down.

Love,

Ruby Camson



ah.... doesn't it feel great to vent? So...that's all folks. Stay tuned for the next episode of "The Messed-Up Life of Ruby Camson" Now in 3D!!!

~~~Ruby <3~~~

S*U*M*M*E*R Blues, F-bombing, a neatly organized list of suckinesss, a lot of P.S's (What does P.S even mean?) More random babbling, as usual,... oh, and some SHOCKING, AWFUL NEWS!!!! :0

well i guess my life has just gone down the f***-ing toilet. life pretty much sucks. fyi--here's an update.

SUCKY THINGS ABOUT MY LIFE:

1) Kal might be prego. I know, tots shocking. since i dont think i'll ever get a single f***-ing follower (ik, yet another fail from my f***-ed up life, cry cry) i think its safe to post this up on the net without some big gossippy x-plosion at skool. yah, were trying to keep this thing down low as in ONLY US 4 KNOW... but kals like freaking out, i mean she was always a party girl but she never thought things would end up like this. i mean were not even freshies, its ridonkulus. shes praying 4 a period i hope so 2!!! omg if kal got pregnant i just dont know what would happen. :(

2) MIRRIAM AND MAT... F***-ING BROKE UP!!!! ik, this is like tots life-changing. they have been going out since like forever, and they broke up. without going into gory details, it was ugly, he cheated, the stupid dickhead cheated he was unfaithful... Mirriam is just </3, shes been moping around all summer, and no amount of GNO's will cheer up. my poor little mirr, things like this just dont happen to my angel miriam, what the f*** is she supposed to do???
3) So. um. Haven't talked/txted Skipper in like 2 weeks and 4 days (but who's counting?) EPIC FAIL. operation luv: epic IMMATURE fail. wow. Just f***.

4) Willie drama i mean sheariously,, a) Will likes random f***-ing gurl named Shannon, b) Kellie likes Will, c) OH WAIT, will doesn't like anyone?! c)i badass girl (me, ruby?!?! never!!! well i guess i was <333) flirting with him d) yah i went over to his house about 5 times, not even exageratting <333 e) but were not going out, f) not even sure if i like him?!?!?! g) omg epicly confused FAIL, idk....

5) yah me and kellie r BFFFF's again... no hard feelingsss ;)

6) So i made dance team for F***-ING fall season, WTF?!?!?!?!?! cry cry cry cry cry cry idk if it even matters but STILL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
7) yay im just majorly fucked up :)


sooo you can see how awesome i am and my life just totally sucks.
Byeeeee :)

P.S Sorry about the x-cessive F-bombing... just venting.
P.P.S The upside (what?!?!?, u say, ruby's fucked up life has an upside!?!??!) but it's truee... its SUMMER!!!
P.P.P.S I might b going to a counselor dudee shrink guy (no joke) cuz i feel "worthless" all the time. Eeek. :P Do I really seem messed up to u? oh wait. don't answer that. :0

A Dream Vacationnn :)

Heyyy.
Haven't posted in forever and a day. Sorry bout that. :/
Anyyywayyy, Spring Break is always good for a big dose of perspective. After all, how should I worry about things like boy problems when I spent the entire break in a freakinggg awesomeee beautiful seaside cottage, white with black shutters and flowerboxes full of tulips, and a huge rose garden, right next to the ocean, on an island in Maine, where I can go swimming with fish?? Pretty cool, right? :)
Break was absolutely perfect. the cottage is more than perfect. And my room is amazing: the walls are painted sky blue with a huge mural of the beach, and everything is set up just exactly right, plus I have a great view of the shore. everyday was just perfect. i would go swimming with fish that nibbled my toes, i spent part of my day lounging around in the rose garden smelling their sweet scent and reading or writing sentimental poetry. :p. I know, Dork Central. But it was perfect. I went to some amazing parties, went skinny dipping for the first time, and made a seashell necklace. It couldn't have been better. <3333
Now that I'm back at school... things are weird as usual. Big news. I like Will!!!!! I know: Shocker! I have to go so more latterrr (sometime :p) so byeee!!!!! :)

Omg... epic fail :/

OMG. Operation Luv is totally screwed. All my fault, as usual ***sigh deeply*** I was texting Skipper and he was talking about that girl he likes agaaaiinn so i just freaked and TOLD HIM I LIKED WIL!!!!!! Theres two major problems with my pyscho lie: 1) I really dont like Will and 2) I like Skipper! Omg fail. :( So I have 18 days til the luv deadline (May 18th) I have only 18 fricking days to a) get Skipper and b) fix this whole fricking messs :p

stuffff :]

ok. so a lot has happened since i last posted. i mean A LOT!!! im gonna write it all down in list form cuz thts easier :]
1) will and kellie broke up. and they hate each other now. and im pretty sure will likes me. im not sure wat 2 feel about tht. ik im supposed 2 b all happy but i think kellies mad or sumthing, so idk.
2) skipper likes some1 else. he told me. nuff said. :( well idk!! it's so confusing!! I mean, he acts like he likes me, I'm not even kidding, but I guess he likes someone else. For the record, we were talking about her a couple months ago, and he said she has no idea who he is. They never even talked b4. Talk about shallow!!
3) softball gamess! OMG I was picked for the All-Star game. :)
4) This random kid named Cooper likes me now. He used to like...um.... Nina I think?? Whatevs. He's not that cute.
5) I think (not sure) that this rlly annoying, bossy, uncute kid likes me. His name is Nigel (puke)

Anyway, about Operation Luv I'M RUNNING OUT OF TIME!! Let's look at the facts here. (Ready for another list?)

1) Skipper like someone else
2) He acts like he likes me.
3) We text/talk alot

Ok Here's my conclusion

Conclusion:
Okay, I think Skipper sort of likes someone else, but he kinda likes me. I think he's on the verge of liking me but doesn't want to tell anyone. I can make him like at me. The only thing messing this up is Spring Break :(

Time for another list!!! :)

Things I have to do to get Skipper to like me:

1) Okay. I only have one more day before spring break!!
2) I will dress really hot and like obsess over my hair and maybe more makeup or something, idk, i just have to look REALLY hot for tomorrow so that will be the lasting image over spring break :)
3) Okay, text him tomorrow after the trrack meet or sumthing.
4) Talk to him during class and stuff.
5) JUST BE MY FRICKING AWESOME SELF!

Okay.

Problems with these plans:

1) He likes someone else
2) KELLIE LIKES HIM (I know, shocker, right? She always goes after guys I like, not that she knows (I haven't told any1 yet) but still, isn't that horrible. She went out with him before! (I know, i know, how come he will go out with FREAKING KELLIE and not me? He only went out with her from pity and he swore never to go to "that" again (At least that's what he told me)))
3) He likes someone else.
4) Spring Break!! That's going to take a big chunk out of my time!! :(
5) He likes someone else.

I think I'm going to go cry now. :'(

The Cupcake Party, a.k.a When My Life Shattered :(

THIS IS JUST TO SAY THAT THERE WILL BE ABSOLUTELY NO MORE TALKING ABOUT WHAT HAPPENED AT THE CUPCAKE PARTY ON THIS BLOG OR I WILL FREAK OUT. LET'S JUST SAY THAT IT WASN'T EXACTLY WHAT I EXPECTED AND THANK GOD THAT MARCUS SMITH GOT SUSPENDED OR THE GOSSIP AT SCHOOL WOULD STILL BE REVOLVING AROUND YOURS TRULY AND IM SICK AND TIRED OF ALL THE DRAMA. IT WAS ONE NIGHT AND I DONT EVEN HAVE A BOYFRIEND UNLIKE KAL!!! SO DONT FREAKING BLAME ME AND WOULD EVERYONE AT SCHOOL STOP LOOKING AT ME LIKE IM A SLUT OR SOMETHING?!??! THAT WOULD BE NICE. OH, AND BY THE WAY, JUST BECAUSE I WENT A LITTLE, UMMMM, WILD, FOR ONE FREAKING NIGHT DOES NOT MEAN THAT EVERY SINGLE BOY IN THE SCHOOL CAN START TREATING ME LIKE IM A COVERGIRL OR SOMETHING. OH, AND NATHAN, THERE'S NO WAY IN HELL I WILL "SEE YOU AGAIN."
 OH WHATEVER. 

***note: sorry about the ranting/shouting in caps lock. i know that's rude/uncalled for. but since the followers count is still at a big fat z-e-r-o this seems like the perfect place to just vent. :) So if ur reading this, which u must be since u know u r reading this, uhhh, just keep tht in mind. tehehe so sorry about that and there will be no further explaination since, like i said, there will be no talking about anything that went on in the cupcake party. but you can pretty much guess. read between the lines, u know. well im out cuz i got 2 go eat chinese with the girlies and break down my, ehmmm, situation for the billionth time. bye, peeps****