Shocking Dramatic Revelationsss!!!!

Hello! It's me again! Aren't you just overjoyed i'm finallllyyyy posting again???!! Hehe. Now, good news. Got back on my twitter!!! :D Still locked out of email, sadly. Anyway, more SHOCKING events have been going on in my life, which is more like a soap opera then a sitcom by now...


ok,  there's something im going to say that will probably change my life forever. Still no followers(hehe), so i'm just gonna spill the beanz on here. bcuz honestly, if i don't tell someone, even if it's just the blogosphere, about this then i'm literally just going to explode. ok, well here goes...


I THINK I'M HOPELESSLY IN LOVE WITH MAX HILKIN.


Yes. U heard me. Not Skipper. Max fricking Hilkin: an 8th grader&star quarterback with gorgeous curly dark hair and chocolate-colored eyes. I DONT KNOW WHAT TO DO.


K, so maybe i might possibly calm down if i list out what happened:


HOW MY LIFE WENT FROM PERFECT TO INSANE:


1. I joined this after-school club called the Student Government. My girls are in it, and so is Skipper, Will, etc. It's from both the HS and the middle skool, so there are 7&8 graders there too. Well, 4 some reason, even tho i'm not a Pres, all the 8 graders like LOVE me. they started constantly txting me & inviting mee over. honestly, it was annoying. But there was two that stood out. The first one is my new bffffff, Melody Anders. And the second one was...Max.


2. K, so u know those romance cliches that r like luv-at-first-sight. Honestly, that's what happened with me and Max. The moment I saw him, I was attracted to him. I couldn't help it. At first, I didn't care. I think tons of guys are attractive, but I still love Skipper.


3. Well, ok, this part is kinda my fault. And it's where things started to go wrong. So Max & I were assigned to the same community service project. And we started talking, mostly about the project. But I noticed he was flirting with me. Like seriously flirting with me. He kept touching me and stuff. & Then (my first major mistake) I gave him my #. &&& u can kinda tell how things went from thereee....

4. Skipper hates Max and keeps talking about how he's gonna beat him up and he said that Max is totally in luv with me... But he still thinks that I hate Max bcuz a) i am careful around skip, and b) I always tell him Max is annoying.


I FEEL LIKE SUCCCHHHHH A TERRIBLE BITCH! I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO!!! I THINK I'M JUST GOING TO WAIT AND MAYBE MY FEELINGS WILL CHANGE, but everyday i just like him more and i don't know what to do.

Ok, so that stuff bothers me so much i'm just going to move on. Back to my beeeloveddd lists:

• Skool--NOT good. I was this close from getting demoted from Honors Choir, but saved my self just in time. As for science, things are going terrible and i keep bombing the quizzess but i think i got a good grip on the latest stuff so iz all good. :P i have B's in science, history, and math. Accchhhh!!!! Trying to fix my gradeess, but it's super hard. :( Plus i have a couple of HUGE projects all due soon so.......yup.
• Sports- VB has been going pretty well, that is until last game. I don't know what happened, but I played TERRIBLY. I told the coach I was sick, honestly i was and i threw up after the game, so she's not mad; but i still feel horrible!! Not to mention that this week coaches r coming all the way from Chicago "evalute" us for this elite college volleyball prep camp in Colorado--and only like one freshman gets to go and only if they are like super amazzzinggg. So i'm kind of nervous for that. but i'm even more nervous (and excited) for this weekend--CHAMPIONSHIPS. I'M GOING TO DO AMAZING, I CAN ALREADY TELL!!! (sorry, just prepping mahself (: You know I gots to be ready!)
• Social Life--Life is gooood with the gurliezzz!!! Kal's recovering from her prego scare, Mir is bak into the group with warm arms after she got her rebound, and Nina has a steady boyfriend instead of like 200 flirt relationsshipppsss. I'm considering asking them for advice about the whole Max thing, but i think they might tell Skip or something and if they did i would literally just dieee. :(. We're planning a bonfire party at Kal's this Friday--super excitedd!!!! <3

Sooo, yups. I've got some other msicellaneous babbless for the blogosphere. If you haven't checked out whatmelissathinks.wordpress.com in a while, go there NOW. i mean seriously. (Well, when you're done reading myy stufffsss <3) She hasn't posted in a super long time but we been emailing and she said a post (plus a possible comments contest!!! *squeal!*) is coming soon so it's good times. i'm still suppppaaeerr dissapointed with the whole zerooo-followers deal, but whatesas. I'm trying to get the word out there...maybe join some more social networks. None of my girlz have Twitter, just Facebook, which is a MAJOR dissapointment, but they might join soon so ***woot woot!*** LOLZZZZ <3 If I get a follower I'm gonna do something kool like a contest or somethinggg. How sweeett would that b???? haahahaha. OHHHH, & i might start putting some Hairstyle How-To's cuz like, not 2 brag, but i'm superrr good with that sort of stuff (it's neccarsary when you're a pelliroja :P) I'm thinking of like doing my signature braid twists, or maybe something cool like my twisted bun. IDK, but if you're interesting liekee CONTTACCT ME, kzzz??? I think that would b pretty sick and I could put like a bunch of hairstlyess, so yup. :)

As for the operations, well I don't have one as of the moment. Which is kinda good if u think about it. But when I get a real one i'm actually get it by the deadline *PINKY PROMISE <3*

Wooooo, that was a pretty loooooong post. Hope I didn't boreee y'all. :PPP Anyways, i got homework to do, ppl to skype, and boys to text (max/skipper....oh god awkwarddd)

LOVE FROM THE RED RUBY QUEEN//YO FAVORITE REDHEAD IN THIS WHOLE WIDE WORLD//SPARKLY.BUBBLY.GORGEOUS GIRLLL.....

~~Ruby Camson <3~~

I LOVE MY LIFE RIGHT NOW!

Soooo, haven't written in light-years or so. :P
But that's ok bcuz im writing now, arent I?????
Anyway, my sitcom continues. Although it has taken 2 much of a happy turn to b a real sitcom. 4 realz, brutha. :DDDD

A. Skip (Ya, i have a cute nickname for him now. suck it.) & I are still going out. He is the hottest blondie in the history of blondies. no joke. fair was AMAZINGG! (ever tried kissing at the top of a ferris wheel? you should. it's un-beee-leave-able!) & we've been on, hm....oh yeah, 4 (four!) other dates since: tubing, hanging out at the park, another movie, and a RESTURAUNT! things r getting prettty d*** seruious babieee! (ok, even if the "resturaunt" was chipotle :PPPP)  <3

B. chickas bein amazzing, as usuaalll. Everything kinda settlin down from MAJOR-FREAK-OUT-DRAMA mode. tehehehe. :) nina has a boyfriend! kal is taking a much needed break from boys and such. as for the whole mirriam-matt drama, guess what....she got a new guy!!! (how do you spell rebound relationship? oh well, at least she's happy. :D the girls and i have started a friday nite sleepova tradition which always includes lots of chick flicks, ice cream sundaes, gossip circles, and of course whipped cream. <333

C. As for v-ball, the true love of my life...i'm a starter. (woot-woot-woot!) we're undefeated!!!! :). But an injury to my finger took me out for the last 2 games. Gettin the cast off next week.

D. Inspirational Quote of the Day:

You gotta give all u got in life, otherwise it's not worth living. Shoot high, work hard, go far.
--Ruby Camson


SO i guesss that's pretty much all that you need to know. FOLLOW ME! NOT EVEN JOKING I neeeeeeeeedddddd FOLLOWERS! ITS PATHETIC!

L♥ve,

~~~~~Ruby Camson, girl extraordinare~~~~~

Another Messed-Up Post from your Favorite Messed-Up Redhead Chick

So, ehrm, it's me again. Welcome back to another episode of the drama/sitcom (because it's so pathetic it's funny) "The Messed-Up Life of Ruby Camson!" In this episode, I reveal more shocking, dramatic secrets, babbles randomly, and complains about the "utter sucky-ness" of my Messed-Up Life! (In other words, business as usual.) So, without further ado, let's go to the handy-dandy bullet points to quickly sum up the oh-so-shocking eeeeevents of my Messed-Up Life!!!

• OMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOOOMMGGG! KAL HAD HER PERIOD!! WHICH, therefore, MEANS SHE ISNT PREGNANT!!! This calls for a victory dance... ***dances aroud wildly like an idiot*** Plus, the dickhead who got her, um, in that state is in JAIL! Victory Dance Round 2!!! ***dances more wildly like a bigger idiot***
• Well, I made the volleyball team. Yes, hold your applause until after the show **blushes softly** Pat-on-the-backs (virtual ones, obv.) are welcome.
• The Mirriam vs. Matt battle is heating up. Kal, Nina, and me instituted a No-Contact Rule. We knew this was the right call for a billion and three reasons... 1) Mirriam will get over Matt quicker if she doesnt contact him, 2) She has to show him that she is a strong, independent woman who doesn't go waving a white flag, 3) To prove that Mirriam can be herself without a boy to show her who she is, and...well i wont bore you with the other billion. But then Mir has to go and break the No-Contact Rule by calling him at 3 a.m. crying and giving a long, emotional speech into his voicemail. without going in gory detailz, she said she "feels like her heart has been ripped in two, and the one half has been stolen," she "can't live without" Matt, she misses his "sweet lips and the smell of Axe spray" and she feels "as if I've been living with the perfect counterweight, and now that the weight is gone, i will float away into the dark skies of misery." All of which go to show she's put WAYYY too much thought into this dickhead. well, Kal, Nina, and yours truly decided that she left us no choice but to use a little tough love. So we're ignoring Mirriam until she can get her act together. Harsh, I know, but tuff luv is always the best in cases like these (right???) and as soon as our gurly comes 2 her senses we'll welcome her back with open arms.
• Skip texted me. so excited to c him in the fall. omg i hope he's in my classes.
• Things with Will kinda faded off, idk.
• omg im just so happy about volleyball, x-cited about the future, scared.... ???
• MOST IMPORTANTLY, I started writing this amazing, thrilling novel. Unsure what to call it yet. Main Character: Cassandra William, the clever, witty, sexy, in-control herione who recieves a mysterious letter and tries to unravel the mystery surrounding it...while, in the meantime, developing a hot, steamy relationship with a co-worker named Sam Morganson
• maybe l00king for a new hawt luv interest when school starts. With that said, I have 2 new plans...

Plan 1: Operation Hawt Summer Luv (HSL)
Find a hottie somewhere (at the pool, at the park, on vacation in Maine??) and get to know him.**wink wink** follow up by a perfect, steamy first kiss. then come dream dates which include (but are not limited to) a. a picnic in a sunny field, b) stargazing at midnight, and c) going to a carnival together and kissing at the top of the ferris wheel. these dream dates will be puntuated by lots of long make-out sessions which will b totally hawt.
Deadline: August 23rd.

Plan 2: Operation Mr. Right
Find a really cute, sweet, smart, sensitive, caring guy at school. develop a huge crush on him. start flirting with him. finally ditch the tragic past of Skipper/Willie, which btw totally ruined my 8 grade year. :p. actually have a good romance instead of multiple bad romances (take that Lady Gaga!)
Deadline: October 11th.

I think both of these are pretty achievable. i dont know what happened in 8 grade. i mean in 7 grade i got all of the boys, i had them lining up, and everyone wanted to date me. but in 8 grade my luv life totally dried up. idk what happened, but im kinda hoping its 1 of those things where it like skips a generation. ok, so ik that doesnt really fit this case but OH WELL!

Well, I better be going. but before i leave, let me make this quick shout out.

Dear Haters,

i just wanted to personally thank u for trying to fuck with me. all u've done is made me a better/stronger person. oh, and fyi, you can never break me. u cant even knock me down. really, i don't give a shit about you. you can rag on me, but you'll always know that i'm stronger and better then you are. so why don't you give up now before you get urself in deeper shit. all ur doing is hurting yourself while i keep on party rocking. you think you can stop me? you cant even slow me down.

Love,

Ruby Camson



ah.... doesn't it feel great to vent? So...that's all folks. Stay tuned for the next episode of "The Messed-Up Life of Ruby Camson" Now in 3D!!!

~~~Ruby <3~~~

Wild Night :)

Ughhhhhh, I feel like crap. :(

Got home at like 3:30 and felll asleep in the hallway :p. Mom found me there at 7 this morning and made me get up. So all I've been doing for the past hour is EATING. I've already gone through two bowls of cereal, 4 chocolate chip cookies, and a bag of Chex Mix. :( I feel like I'm gonna puke. Oh, and this is so going to help my abs for softball. NOT! :(

Soooo, anyway, about the baseball game last night. It kinda morphed into this whole party thing.

The game itself was kinda disappointing. If I didn't have my 3 Chickas it would have been a total flop.  All the hot boys were actually playing, so it was really boring. And the whole "big group" thing never really materialized. The only people who came were Kellie&Will (who, btw, didn't do ANYTHING. Will didn't even hold her hand. Wow, just wow.) Tara, and this guy with light blonde hair whos in none of my classesss (unfairness!! he's cuteee) named Marcus, and some random girl named Bella. SKIPPER DIDN'T COME!!! :(
I just hung out with my BFF's (Nina, Mirriam and Kal) the entire game cuz everyone else is just toooo pathetic, hahaha. It was actually really fun cuz we went over to Nina's apartment b4 the game to get all prettty-ied up.
 To show our spirit, we all wore this really funny outfits to SCHOOL!!!!! (it's the first game of the season; they start early) we all wore baseball jerseys from our BF's, (or, in my case, Brody's...and in Nina's case, one of her guy-friends cuz of tht whole "luv-triangle" thing...)  The jerseys were kind of ugly so we made them a little more feminine by tying leather belts with pink buckles around them. we wore them over black leggings too and then little boots and we actually looked really hawt. :) Then we sprinkled glitter in our hair.
At Nina's, after school, we upped the look even more with Kal putting her signature smoky-eyes on all of us!!!! I <3 that girl!! :).Then Mirriam showed us how to bunch up the jerseys so tht they wouldn't be sooo baggy. :)
We looked awesome and I'm pretty sure tht a couple kids missed catches cuz they were too busy staring. :). Hahahhaha, maybe that's exageration, but watevs.
we were flirting with all the boys in the dugout until like the 8th inning when the coach finally told them to "shut up, let the chicks do something by themselves, and get ur heads in the gamee!!!" I didn't see wat the problem was cuz they ended up winning 7-4.
Sooo, the game ended at 10 but we didn't feel like going home. Since Nina's parents weren't home she offered to have everyone over at her place. So we all went and a bunch of kids from the team and Kellie and Will had to go home! :) Muahahaha.
Kal is a pro at throwing parties. We all went over to CVS before going to Nina's s that we could buy supplies (e.g., Mountain Dew, TONS of Red Bull, Coke, Mentos, Skittles, a jumbo bag of Sour Patch Kids, airhorns, silly string, and 5 containers of whipped cream.) The boys were acting like retards as usual, hardly paying for any of it. Kal didn't really care since she's like filthy rich kinda cuz her dad is like the head of something (erhm. awkward :p) Sooo, anyway, we got all our stuff and went over to Nina's.
We piled into the living room and then everything kinda fades into this blur of sugar and caffiene. I think we were  playing Truth or Dare and A LOT of shocking drama was revealed... that I'm not gonna share just in case someone actually starts reading this, which isn't really likely. And then we were playing Spin the Bottle and things got a little crazy and I think I was making out with a sophomore who's name was either Miles or Billy, I kinda forget and one of the boys put all the Mento's in one of the Coke bottles and it exploded and we all couldn't stop laughing and it was pretty funny but really messy and I was really confused :p. And when we finally ran out of Red Bull and candy at around 12, we decided it was time to go pranking. So we grabbed about 12 rolls of toilet paper from Nina's cellar and grabbed a bunch of other supplies. Then we all ran outside. Me and my BFF's have got the absolute best prank plans.
First, we went straight to Nina's cranky old betch of a neighnor and TP her lawn and her house, then we started honking the air horns, waking a bunch of people up. When we were running away, we squirted silly string all the way down the street. We finally got back home and couldn't stop laughing for nearly twenty minutes, I swear to god, it was hilarious. Them Mirriam found a movie, i think it was the Hangover, that Nina had bought on Netflix or something like that idk. So we all settled down to watch. And we took turns doing our traditiion, which is spraying whipped cream into each others mouths. I got nearly half a can before collasping into giggles and spewing some of it all over the living room :) I'm not sure what happened after that, but we were all watching the movie but kinda half asleep. When I woke up at 3 Kal and this boy who was so totally not her boyfriend were making out on the couch and I felt sorta dizzy and confused. Then I saw Mirriam curled up in the corner kissing Matt. Nina was half-asleep on the floor, eating whipped cream from the last container. "Nina!" I half whispered. "What time is it?" She sat up blearily and whipped out her phone, gazing blankly at the numbers on the screen. "Uh... 3." She muttered.
"Damn!" i shouted. I grabbed Kal's arm and pulled her away from the not-her-boyfriend guy. She looked confused, and her makeup was all smeared. "Whaddaya want???" She hissed. Not-her-boyfriend dude just looked confused. Mirriam saw us and pulled away from Matt, whispering something to him, and joined us. "Guys, we gotta go. Kal, it's like 3 hours past ur curfew." Thanks to Kal's hard-partying ways, her parents had imposed a strict midnight curfew on her.
This news woke Kal up fast "LET'S GO!" She screamed.
We sprinted all the way home, and that's when I fell alseep in the hallway. And now I'm writing this blog and eating potato chips doing a hundred crunches. :)
As Kal always says... "A Wild Night!"

~~~Ruby <333~~~

P.S Cupcake Party tonite!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Hopefully I can stay awake :p.

My Bff's :D

Soooo, I'm goin 2 the baseball game with a huge group of people!! Including Will and Kellie and Tara who is getting really annoying. She just got turned down by the boy named Tanner, hahah! She thinks she's so cool but she's NOT. :p
Oh, I better explain about my BFF's and what a lot of narrow-minded ppls call a "clique." There's me, of course, the hot redhead :) hahahhaa.
Then there's Kal, my bff since I was in kindergarden. She looks a lot like Avril Lavigne, which is either good or bad from anyone's perspective. She has long blonde hair with a streak of pink, blue eyes always framed by a bunch of mascara and black eyeliner, while she somehow manages to NOT look raccoon-y . She's always the life of the party!!! If u ever feel like doin sumthing bad, Kal's ur girl! :) She's always bouncing between boys, and right now she's dating this freshman named Marshall who's an absolute dream...not to sound jealloouss!! :) hahahhaah. Nxt comes Mirriam. She reminds me of a china doll, with her pale, polished skin, big blue eyes, and long black hair. Mirriam is like the exact opposite of Kal: Calm, peaceful, serene, and respectful. Maybe that's why there so close; they balance each other out. Mirriam has been dating her boyfriend Matt since 5th grade!!!!! That's 3 freaking years!! Most relationships in our group last a couple months at most. But, contrary to what you would think, Mirriam and Matt's relationship never gets stale. They're always doing something; planning some new trip, going on dates, having fun...They're like a match made in heaven, the perfect couple. Our clique group has gotten so used them as a couple, we say their names together like one word: Mirriamandmat.
Nina is sooo pretty. She as chocolate-colored hair and caramel eyes. She's very tan, thanks to her Mexican heritage. Nina's the type of "one-of-the-guys" girl that boys are CONTSANTLY secretly crushing on. She's completely full of bubbly, happy, light-hearted fun. She can make light of any bad situation. But she's also completely lay-backed and relaxed, never flipping out or getting mad. (Well... she does have something of a penchant for starting drama.) Right now she's involved in this messy luv triangle thing with two of her good guy friends.
The four of us make up the besssttt group ever. Ruby and Kal and Mirriam and Nina... we've been friends 4ever and we'll stick together 4ever!!! :)
Anywayyyy, Operation Luv is going GREAT!!!! First of all, I seriously think Brody and Skipper are into me. I think **fingers crossed*** that Skipper will be at the game tonight, even though he's a runner and Brody's a football player. Soooo, anyway, Skipper was flirting with me a lot and so was Brody. I think I'm going to ask one of them out soon. Buttttt the only problem is that Skipper is Kellie's ex and u should never go out with one of ur friends ex's.... it's a recipe for awwwkwwarrddneess TRUST ME!!! Just ask me and me or Tara.... ***embarrassed giggle***
So, Cupcake Party tomorrow!!!!! :) I'll report more laterr!! :) I gotta go get ready for the movvieess!!! :)