More from Me, the Red Ruby Queen

So. I've got some very bad newsg.
I lost my password for both Twitter and mah email. which sucks, like, BIG TIME. :'(.
Skool was completely boringgg as usual. :(. Got our history quizzes back and guess who got an A????? Baaaaaam, baby! :DDDD
Chior SUCKED big time. Might get demoted from Honors. Oooooh, like I care. Big f****ing whoop, its boring anyway cuz our new "vocal instructor" won't let us talk when we're doing sectionals. :(
Got new seats in math & guess who I sit next to now?? You guessed it, mah boyyyyfriendddd!!! DOUBLE BAAAAAAM!
Lunch (with the chickas) good times az always.
Yaaaaah, so that was skool for ya. Pretty boring but WATESVAS! i mean what do u expect from skool, an amusement park!
ok. sorry.                           awkward.
after skool (i didnt go to v-ball cuz of finger whoop whoop NOT in mood)
Skyped friends.
Ate yogurt.
Did homework.





Ya, you know my life is pretty damn exciting!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

OK, lies, lies, lies, whatever!

Sorry for all the complete randomness but I'm bored out of my mind. Like literally. :P

Loveeee----------------
Ruby C! ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥

i got a comment!

OMG! I got a COMMENT! from a real person! for realzzz.
Ok. in a parthetic mood right now. mainly cuz im obsessing over getting only 1 comment & also cuz i've posted on the blog twice in two days. which can only mean one thing. i'm a loser.
woooowww. sometimes i disgust even myself.
2 tell ya the truth, the weekend was actually packed. besides the friday nite sleepover with the girlies, we (meaning, yes, the girlies. but it was technically after our sleepova cuz it was 3 o'clock the next day. cuz we went home for a little bit. (hence the blog post at 11:00-ish.) then got back together again.) anywayy! we all biked down to the park near my house for red bull and flirting with Skip & his buds. :)
Theeeennn, had a v-ball game. i didn't actually play (stewpid frickin finger!) but i watched. and guess what we won! even tho it was close. cuz i wasnt playing. (hahaahhaha jk) [no really]
And then at around 10 Skipper and I went to the baseball game. Which was awesome cuz a) we won, b) skipper bought me a soda, c) he kissed me again, and i mean frenchie oooolalala. <3. And then....
***Drum Roll Please!****
Skipper Lenningdofic gave me a necklace! a real necklace! silver with a heart locket! & inside the locket was a pic of me&him! together! and he even put it on my neck for me! & it was so romantic & omgomgomgomgomgmogm!
I STILL CAN'T GET OVER IT!!!!
sorry. as i said, i'm a loser.
then...next day (2day) not much. watched a movie with some of my friends, not the girlies, other friends. then went to subway for lunch yum! and then we went to robeks! mmmm. then shopping with some other friends, got a couple cute stufff, u know. then another vball game still cant play (grrrrr) & then just took a shower, painted nails, did hair, u know Weekend Rehab type stuff :D
So  that's my weekend summed up in like 4 paragraphs. not looking forward to school tomorrow :(
Luv,

Ruby C! ♥♥♥

P.S. dear melissa ur totally awesomee1 thanx 4 the first comment! dudeee i read ur blog & its ahmazzingg. write more posts and make ur comment contests. any1 who's reading this (still not many ppl hehehee) check out whatmelissathinks.wordpress.com it rox! PLZ FOLLOW ME!

I LOVE MY LIFE RIGHT NOW!

Soooo, haven't written in light-years or so. :P
But that's ok bcuz im writing now, arent I?????
Anyway, my sitcom continues. Although it has taken 2 much of a happy turn to b a real sitcom. 4 realz, brutha. :DDDD

A. Skip (Ya, i have a cute nickname for him now. suck it.) & I are still going out. He is the hottest blondie in the history of blondies. no joke. fair was AMAZINGG! (ever tried kissing at the top of a ferris wheel? you should. it's un-beee-leave-able!) & we've been on, hm....oh yeah, 4 (four!) other dates since: tubing, hanging out at the park, another movie, and a RESTURAUNT! things r getting prettty d*** seruious babieee! (ok, even if the "resturaunt" was chipotle :PPPP)  <3

B. chickas bein amazzing, as usuaalll. Everything kinda settlin down from MAJOR-FREAK-OUT-DRAMA mode. tehehehe. :) nina has a boyfriend! kal is taking a much needed break from boys and such. as for the whole mirriam-matt drama, guess what....she got a new guy!!! (how do you spell rebound relationship? oh well, at least she's happy. :D the girls and i have started a friday nite sleepova tradition which always includes lots of chick flicks, ice cream sundaes, gossip circles, and of course whipped cream. <333

C. As for v-ball, the true love of my life...i'm a starter. (woot-woot-woot!) we're undefeated!!!! :). But an injury to my finger took me out for the last 2 games. Gettin the cast off next week.

D. Inspirational Quote of the Day:

You gotta give all u got in life, otherwise it's not worth living. Shoot high, work hard, go far.
--Ruby Camson


SO i guesss that's pretty much all that you need to know. FOLLOW ME! NOT EVEN JOKING I neeeeeeeeedddddd FOLLOWERS! ITS PATHETIC!

L♥ve,

~~~~~Ruby Camson, girl extraordinare~~~~~

Heyyy world! Life is being it's usual sucky life as of now, except for 1 thing:

I. HAVE. A. BOYFRIEND. !!!!!

His name is...Skipper. Ya, that's right. THE Skipper. The one that I've been moaning/griping/obsessing about 4 like, a year. He called me and we were just talking (ya, i was supppaa nervous, but NO FRICKING WAY is this redhead going to let him know she's been freaaakingg out about him for SO LONG. Anywayyy, we were chitt chatting and then he asked me out! OMG! he asked me to the movies! and I said....yes! (No frickin duh)

And then....we both got dropped off at the theater that night (we were watching Bad Teacher)
And then... we ordered a large popcorn and a soda with 2 straws (so we could share!)
And then...the movie kinda sucked not that we were paying attention (all I could think about was HIM!)
And then.....(drum roll please)

SKIPPER KISSED ME!!!!!!!!

****Victory Dance!****

Operationnn Loveee Complete!
Operationnn Hot Summre Luv Complete!
Operationnn Mr. Right Complete!

All in one day! :)


P.S. Ya i know it's a teennny bit past the deadline, but watevesass
P.P.S. He has really soft lips. And he tasted like butter popcorn and Tic-Tacs. (I know, isn't it crazy that he used breath mints for muah!!?)
P.P.P.S Aaaaaand....he asked me out on another date to the fair. Together. OMG.


Excuse me while I go scream in joy! :)

UPDATING!

Hey! Just wanted to make a quick little update. u know, like a check up at the doctors (blehhh.) It's s*u*m*e*r. In Maine. Hangin with family, cuz's, etc. Blah blah. School starting in like, two months. LOL. Look it's a personn :)  ----->   >--|--() hahahahahaha randomnesssss. summers pretty damn nice. oh! went into the city yessserday <3 omg btw operation hawt summer luv epic fail so far main reason being there is no frickin cute guys anywhereee!!!! L0L. :D
So, anyyway, ur probably creeped out my weirdedness, but it's mostly from SOCIAL DEPRIVATION. Besides the textingg cellular device, I have absolutely NO (zip, zero, nada, etc.) contact with the rest of the human race (or at least, my crowd back at school. ehrm.) begging the parentals for skype/facebook/twitter etc. but the answer is always a resounding NO!! Urghhh... Imma go die now :P. Anyway, hope you enjoyed the babbling. Don't forget 'bout yo crazy redhead chicka! <3333
So, uh. Bub-bye-lullaby, c ya l8r alligator, miss ya, kiss ya
:)
Love,
~~~Ruby <3~~~

Another Messed-Up Post from your Favorite Messed-Up Redhead Chick

So, ehrm, it's me again. Welcome back to another episode of the drama/sitcom (because it's so pathetic it's funny) "The Messed-Up Life of Ruby Camson!" In this episode, I reveal more shocking, dramatic secrets, babbles randomly, and complains about the "utter sucky-ness" of my Messed-Up Life! (In other words, business as usual.) So, without further ado, let's go to the handy-dandy bullet points to quickly sum up the oh-so-shocking eeeeevents of my Messed-Up Life!!!

• OMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOOOMMGGG! KAL HAD HER PERIOD!! WHICH, therefore, MEANS SHE ISNT PREGNANT!!! This calls for a victory dance... ***dances aroud wildly like an idiot*** Plus, the dickhead who got her, um, in that state is in JAIL! Victory Dance Round 2!!! ***dances more wildly like a bigger idiot***
• Well, I made the volleyball team. Yes, hold your applause until after the show **blushes softly** Pat-on-the-backs (virtual ones, obv.) are welcome.
• The Mirriam vs. Matt battle is heating up. Kal, Nina, and me instituted a No-Contact Rule. We knew this was the right call for a billion and three reasons... 1) Mirriam will get over Matt quicker if she doesnt contact him, 2) She has to show him that she is a strong, independent woman who doesn't go waving a white flag, 3) To prove that Mirriam can be herself without a boy to show her who she is, and...well i wont bore you with the other billion. But then Mir has to go and break the No-Contact Rule by calling him at 3 a.m. crying and giving a long, emotional speech into his voicemail. without going in gory detailz, she said she "feels like her heart has been ripped in two, and the one half has been stolen," she "can't live without" Matt, she misses his "sweet lips and the smell of Axe spray" and she feels "as if I've been living with the perfect counterweight, and now that the weight is gone, i will float away into the dark skies of misery." All of which go to show she's put WAYYY too much thought into this dickhead. well, Kal, Nina, and yours truly decided that she left us no choice but to use a little tough love. So we're ignoring Mirriam until she can get her act together. Harsh, I know, but tuff luv is always the best in cases like these (right???) and as soon as our gurly comes 2 her senses we'll welcome her back with open arms.
• Skip texted me. so excited to c him in the fall. omg i hope he's in my classes.
• Things with Will kinda faded off, idk.
• omg im just so happy about volleyball, x-cited about the future, scared.... ???
• MOST IMPORTANTLY, I started writing this amazing, thrilling novel. Unsure what to call it yet. Main Character: Cassandra William, the clever, witty, sexy, in-control herione who recieves a mysterious letter and tries to unravel the mystery surrounding it...while, in the meantime, developing a hot, steamy relationship with a co-worker named Sam Morganson
• maybe l00king for a new hawt luv interest when school starts. With that said, I have 2 new plans...

Plan 1: Operation Hawt Summer Luv (HSL)
Find a hottie somewhere (at the pool, at the park, on vacation in Maine??) and get to know him.**wink wink** follow up by a perfect, steamy first kiss. then come dream dates which include (but are not limited to) a. a picnic in a sunny field, b) stargazing at midnight, and c) going to a carnival together and kissing at the top of the ferris wheel. these dream dates will be puntuated by lots of long make-out sessions which will b totally hawt.
Deadline: August 23rd.

Plan 2: Operation Mr. Right
Find a really cute, sweet, smart, sensitive, caring guy at school. develop a huge crush on him. start flirting with him. finally ditch the tragic past of Skipper/Willie, which btw totally ruined my 8 grade year. :p. actually have a good romance instead of multiple bad romances (take that Lady Gaga!)
Deadline: October 11th.

I think both of these are pretty achievable. i dont know what happened in 8 grade. i mean in 7 grade i got all of the boys, i had them lining up, and everyone wanted to date me. but in 8 grade my luv life totally dried up. idk what happened, but im kinda hoping its 1 of those things where it like skips a generation. ok, so ik that doesnt really fit this case but OH WELL!

Well, I better be going. but before i leave, let me make this quick shout out.

Dear Haters,

i just wanted to personally thank u for trying to fuck with me. all u've done is made me a better/stronger person. oh, and fyi, you can never break me. u cant even knock me down. really, i don't give a shit about you. you can rag on me, but you'll always know that i'm stronger and better then you are. so why don't you give up now before you get urself in deeper shit. all ur doing is hurting yourself while i keep on party rocking. you think you can stop me? you cant even slow me down.

Love,

Ruby Camson



ah.... doesn't it feel great to vent? So...that's all folks. Stay tuned for the next episode of "The Messed-Up Life of Ruby Camson" Now in 3D!!!

~~~Ruby <3~~~

S*U*M*M*E*R Blues, F-bombing, a neatly organized list of suckinesss, a lot of P.S's (What does P.S even mean?) More random babbling, as usual,... oh, and some SHOCKING, AWFUL NEWS!!!! :0

well i guess my life has just gone down the f***-ing toilet. life pretty much sucks. fyi--here's an update.

SUCKY THINGS ABOUT MY LIFE:

1) Kal might be prego. I know, tots shocking. since i dont think i'll ever get a single f***-ing follower (ik, yet another fail from my f***-ed up life, cry cry) i think its safe to post this up on the net without some big gossippy x-plosion at skool. yah, were trying to keep this thing down low as in ONLY US 4 KNOW... but kals like freaking out, i mean she was always a party girl but she never thought things would end up like this. i mean were not even freshies, its ridonkulus. shes praying 4 a period i hope so 2!!! omg if kal got pregnant i just dont know what would happen. :(

2) MIRRIAM AND MAT... F***-ING BROKE UP!!!! ik, this is like tots life-changing. they have been going out since like forever, and they broke up. without going into gory details, it was ugly, he cheated, the stupid dickhead cheated he was unfaithful... Mirriam is just </3, shes been moping around all summer, and no amount of GNO's will cheer up. my poor little mirr, things like this just dont happen to my angel miriam, what the f*** is she supposed to do???
3) So. um. Haven't talked/txted Skipper in like 2 weeks and 4 days (but who's counting?) EPIC FAIL. operation luv: epic IMMATURE fail. wow. Just f***.

4) Willie drama i mean sheariously,, a) Will likes random f***-ing gurl named Shannon, b) Kellie likes Will, c) OH WAIT, will doesn't like anyone?! c)i badass girl (me, ruby?!?! never!!! well i guess i was <333) flirting with him d) yah i went over to his house about 5 times, not even exageratting <333 e) but were not going out, f) not even sure if i like him?!?!?! g) omg epicly confused FAIL, idk....

5) yah me and kellie r BFFFF's again... no hard feelingsss ;)

6) So i made dance team for F***-ING fall season, WTF?!?!?!?!?! cry cry cry cry cry cry idk if it even matters but STILL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
7) yay im just majorly fucked up :)


sooo you can see how awesome i am and my life just totally sucks.
Byeeeee :)

P.S Sorry about the x-cessive F-bombing... just venting.
P.P.S The upside (what?!?!?, u say, ruby's fucked up life has an upside!?!??!) but it's truee... its SUMMER!!!
P.P.P.S I might b going to a counselor dudee shrink guy (no joke) cuz i feel "worthless" all the time. Eeek. :P Do I really seem messed up to u? oh wait. don't answer that. :0